There’s a million ways to die, but what scares people about death is that nobody actually knows what it feels like until it happens to them.

The thing is though, most people only die once. Maybe twice if they’re lucky enough- or unlucky enough- to be resuscitated the first time. But that’s only if they don’t die of old age or other natural causes. 

 Personally, I have yet to die of old age. He won’t let me go that easily. I’ve died 87 times, 87 different ways. Car accident, heart attack, drowning, asphyxiation- you name it, I’ve died it.

But he won’t let me die of old age. 

And I can’t figure out why for the life of me.